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Jun. 26th, 2008

jatebeach

Memes!

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Jun. 25th, 2008

jatebeach

Laguna

You know what show I really miss? Laguna Beach. That show was the biggest piece of trash MTV ever aired, but I loved it. SCREW The Hills! It was SO fake, but hell, I watched it every day.

Jun. 18th, 2008

jatebeach

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For Abby  )

Jun. 16th, 2008

jatebeach

Double Yummy Happy Squirrel, no one has invented that flovor of ice cream yet!

I've been obsessively playing the impossible quiz lately. Its kind of pathetic. I memorized almost every question up to #64. 

I have nothing else to say.

Sad, really.

Jun. 2nd, 2008

jatebeach

RIP

RIP!!! I loved your shoes! 



May. 30th, 2008

jatebeach

BURNED. Sun burned, that is.

I don't like the sun. I think I've pointed this out before, however, I do believe getting tan gives you a nice healthy glow- then you don't have to wear as much makeup. So, I don't like the sun, and tanning booths are'nt my thing, so whats a girl to do? Well, sit in the sun. Convieniently forgetting sunblock. For two hours. NOT FUN. It was hart to even change positions on the couch. And do you know how it feels to want to take a hot shower SO badly but you can't without possibly getting second degree burns on your brittle skin? Then using duct tape to get rid of all the... I won't get into details too much.  

May. 29th, 2008

jatebeach

Sarah's in Utah. *tear* *tear*

 Oh, how glad I am to be an only child. I have never wanted siblings like others. The other day my friend's little brother guilted us into having a water gun fight. Need I say more? Well yes, actually. Twords the end, one of those door to door salesmen aprroached the house. Needless to say- he didd'nt even get up the driveway. I looked like I had just escaped from an asylum. I was sopping wet, my shirt was falling off, mascara was running down my cheeks, and to to it off I was holding a super-soaker. The poor kid must have been about 16. No, no. I yelled at him. I don't want whatever you're selling! He was like Uhh... are you...? I don't want to talk to you, kid! Go away! What is this your first day on the job? GO ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE! Yeah he ran. Guess he didd'nt want to get wet. 


I have sooooo mant parties to go to! I was at three today! Insanity!!!!

jatebeach

Writer's Block: The Only True Question:

If you could go back and fix your most regrettable decision, what would it be, and what would you do differently?

Or:

Pirates or Ninjas?


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NINJAS NINJAS NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!

May. 21st, 2008

jatebeach

ACK!

FINALS FINALS FINALS!!!!! aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!! 

May. 4th, 2008

jatebeach

Writer's Block: Fictional Character

What fictional character do you relate to most and why?


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I'd have to say Jace Wayland/Morgenstern (whatever).  From Cassie's Mortal Instruments 
I have an odd sense of sarcastic humor and shit.... yeah... stuff like that

Sarah can relate... 

ALSO

Blanche Ingram from Jane Eyre.
jatebeach

(no subject)

I went 'vintage shopping' in my late grandmother's house this weekend! There was some pretty awsome stuff, and I got to take whatever I wanted! The woman had a hoarding problem and there was tons of food every where. MY throy is that she was scared there was going to be another potato famine. (she was pretty darn old) My father just said she was scared she was going to be trapped there over the winter. But seriously, I found a jar od peanuts that said 'proud supporters of the 1996 U.S. Olympic Team' on the cover. Now thats scary.

Apr. 25th, 2008

jatebeach

Stupid Laws in Alabama

All of these are true!!!! 

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Apr. 24th, 2008

jatebeach

Posted mostly for Sarah, but you can read if you want to of course



Curious? Keep reading. 

Apr. 22nd, 2008

jatebeach

SQUEEEEEE

OMGGGGGGG!!!!! SO EXITED!!! JATE! *squee* I can't wait until Thursday! Not only is grey's coming back, but LOST is too!!! And I have heard... there will be jateness! 

I shall only say this: CRACKERS=LOVE 

Apr. 12th, 2008

jatebeach

Writer's Block: My Secret Identity

Describe your different personas.


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 List Awsomeness:

a) the kind, loving, bff
b) the fashionista traffic stopper/ head turner who refuses to settle for anything less than average
c) the cynic who never fails to point out the bad side of things
d) the bitch who will always make you feel below her (see b) 
e) the flirtatious party girl who tends to be bossy
f) the dumb blonde even when I'm not blonde
g) the complainer who just won't stop whining
h) the freak that scares boys and my friends love me for
I) the ho (fo' sho')
j) the angel  you know... when you talk to respectable people? 

I'll stop there.... though I could go to z if you'd like

Apr. 8th, 2008

jatebeach

gloating? nooooo....

 *squee* I'm going to see The New Kids On The Block, The Jonas Brothers, Ferras, Metro Station, Ray J, Natasha Bedingfield, Sara Bareilles, Wyclef Jean, Sean Kingston, Boys Like Girls, Flo Rida, Cascada, Baby Bash, Leona Lewis at The Kiss Concert next month! I'm exited! 

Apr. 5th, 2008

jatebeach

Do I Dazzle People? Well of course I do dumbshit.

I just spent two and a half hours curling my hair and no one is going to see it. Kind of like: If a tree falls in the forest with no one around does it make a noise? Or whatever.
Just rambling here people forgive me.... 
I'm so happy the play is almost over... closing night!
 I never washed off my eye makeup from last night though, so I look pretty scary. Maybe I'll go out again tonight afterward! Thankees to all my groupies who came! (Yes, I have groupies)
I started A Walk To Remember, by the same guy who did The Notebook. Its not as good. The heroine of the story creeps me out... 
To those on L-F, I'm sorry I have'nt been on lately... I got an infraction from too mant sig violations and I'm afraid to go back. I know it might sound stupid. 
I really wish my father would stop buying Ben&Jerry's I've had it for dinner three times this week! (and lunch today) Hey, I'm not complaining. Its just really messing with me... I have'nt slept the whole night through since last week! Therefore, I'm cranky. Grr.

Mar. 29th, 2008

jatebeach

(no subject)

Another meme... taken from [info]enchantedkiss_x
 
jatebeach

(no subject)

 Unnhhh... *throws up over shoulder*  
Doing a meme until I'm sober
See Here )

Mar. 23rd, 2008

jatebeach

Chubby Bunnies

I hope everyone is having a grand easter! I wish you much chocolates and stuffs. I've been sick with a bad virus, I'm alright now. Just really lethargic... but whats new?  My HUMONGO science project is due soon so I've been working my ASS off lately. Which brings me to another issue... swimsuit season is almost here. *ugh* I have to loose my winter blubber! And chocolate bunnies are NOT helping! 

And you know what I just realized? EDWARD CULLEN=VIRGIN!!!!!!!!! 
WAT DA %@#!*&^$@!@#@!#%%^&*??? 

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